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cardinal guzman
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| Jeff Malkmus wrote: | | Can we say fuckweasel here? |
It would seem so! 
What on earth is a fuckweasel? Some kind of marital aid like a 'rabbit', made for the states where you can't make a vibrator that looks like a cock?
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Jeff Malkmus
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| Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 2:29 pm Post subject: |
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Holy cow. C*O*C*K didn't turn into Rooster like on Double Penetration forums. I mean Daily Peleton.
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SlowRower
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You can get away with almost anything on this forum so long as you don't suggest that great performances can be achieved without the use of drugs.
If you even hint at this, there'll be a posse on your doorstep in the middle of the night to inject EPO and HGH where the sun doesn't shine.
Don't even think about what might happen to you if you make a substantiated allegation. Unsubstantiated claims, speculation, rumour and innuendo are the only subjects of true believers in these parts.
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CapeRoadie
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Welcome, all. The term fuckweasel has probably been used here before, along with a few other choice phrases and terms. Sometimes it pisses people off, but we are pretty much self-moderated here.
Anyone know if berg is alive somewhere?
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Bro Deal
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| Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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| SlowRower wrote: | You can get away with almost anything on this forum so long as you don't suggest that great performances can be achieved without the use of drugs.
If you even hint at this, there'll be a posse on your doorstep in the middle of the night to inject EPO and HGH where the sun doesn't shine.
Don't even think about what might happen to you if you make a substantiated allegation. Unsubstantiated claims, speculation, rumour and innuendo are the only subjects of true believers in these parts. |
Sweet. It'll be just like CF then.
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Fontfroide
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| Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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| cardinal guzman wrote: | | Jeff Malkmus wrote: | | Can we say fuckweasel here? |
It would seem so!
What on earth is a fuckweasel? Some kind of marital aid like a 'rabbit', made for the states where you can't make a vibrator that looks like a cock? |
Why would anyone use such a silly word? What does it add to anything at all, especially since no one other than three Americans might know what it means. Other than someone who fucks a weasel, which is quite silly really. I mean, how does it relate to a nurd or a "con" (French) or wurfle or a pillock. If I said they are a bunch of pillocks, what does this add to your understanding? This is, after all, a cycling forum, not a linguistic study session. I think a little respect is in order especially from people who just joined. |
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cardinal guzman
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| Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Fontfroide wrote: | | cardinal guzman wrote: | | Jeff Malkmus wrote: | | Can we say fuckweasel here? |
It would seem so!
What on earth is a fuckweasel? Some kind of marital aid like a 'rabbit', made for the states where you can't make a vibrator that looks like a cock? |
Why would anyone use such a silly word? What does it add to anything at all, especially since no one other than three Americans might know what it means. Other than someone who fucks a weasel, which is quite silly really. I mean, how does it relate to a nurd or a "con" (French) or wurfle or a pillock. If I said they are a bunch of pillocks, what does this add to your understanding? This is, after all, a cycling forum, not a linguistic study session. I think a little respect is in order especially from people who just joined. |
Silly words are fun, as opposed to fucking a weasel which is either decidedly not fun, or extremely messy if you pull out their teeth and claws first. - I hear. |
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Natasha
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| Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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Why would anyone use such a silly word? What does it add to anything at all, especially since no one other than three Americans might know what it means. Other than someone who fucks a weasel, which is quite silly really. I mean, how does it relate to a nurd or a "con" (French) or wurfle or a pillock. If I said they are a bunch of pillocks, what does this add to your understanding? This is, after all, a cycling forum, not a linguistic study session. I think a little respect is in order especially from people who just joined.[/quote]
ROTFL...boy are you in for an education in the creative use of the English language...as it applies to cycling, of course.
Sadly (?) you'll find that we are quite silly indeed....  And fun at parties. And we like ferns...Boston ferns. You remember what happened in Boston, don't you?
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Bro Deal
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| Fontfroide wrote: |
Why would anyone use such a silly word? What does it add to anything at all, especially since no one other than three Americans might know what it means. Other than someone who fucks a weasel, which is quite silly really. I mean, how does it relate to a nurd or a "con" (French) or wurfle or a pillock. If I said they are a bunch of pillocks, what does this add to your understanding? This is, after all, a cycling forum, not a linguistic study session. I think a little respect is in order especially from people who just joined. |
I think it is official CF terminology for a certain Lance loving moderator on the Daily Peloton forums.
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cyclingtv
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| Bro Deal wrote: | | I think it is official CF terminology for a certain Lance loving moderator on the Daily Peloton forums. |
errrrrrrr.. aka THAD?? |
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cardinal guzman
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If you find yerself taking life too seriously......
In life, you've two things to worry about.
That's whether yer in good health, or in bad health.
If yer in good health, you've nowt to worry about.
If yer in bad health, there's two things to worry about.
Whether it's serious, or whether it's not.
If it's not, you've nowt to worry about.
If it's serious, you've two things to worry about.
Whether yer gunna live, or whether yer gunna die.
If yer gunna live, you've nowt to worry about.
If yer gunna die, you've still two things to worry about.
That's whether yer going to go to heaven, or whether yer going to go to hell.
If yer going to go to heaven, there's nowt to worry about.
If yer going to go to hell..... Edie? EDIE? Is there anybody there? |
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Bro Deal
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| cyclingtv wrote: | | Bro Deal wrote: | | I think it is official CF terminology for a certain Lance loving moderator on the Daily Peloton forums. |
errrrrrrr.. aka THAD?? |
Fuckweasel
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cardinal guzman
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| Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Natasha wrote: | | You remember what happened in Boston, don't you? |
Gentrification pushed house prices up? The Pixies?
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In 1607 a bunch of christian fundamentalists left Boston to practice their cult oversees, calling at Leiden before gong to the New world in the Mayflower. |
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Natasha
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| Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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| cardinal guzman wrote: | | Natasha wrote: | | You remember what happened in Boston, don't you? |
Gentrification pushed house prices up? The Pixies?
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In 1607 a bunch of christian fundamentalists left Boston to practice their cult oversees, calling at Leiden before gong to the New world in the Mayflower. |
We started drinking coffee...in order to rule the world properly..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Tea_Party
Well...and the Pixies too...
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cardinal guzman
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| Hehe, the man has always been able to rattle the prole's cage in order to ring-fence their profit margins - same thing happened here with Cromwell. The trick is to get the proles to be proud of it despite the benefits of 20/20 hindsight. |
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ChewbaccaDefense
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| Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Bro Deal wrote: | | cyclingtv wrote: | | Bro Deal wrote: | | I think it is official CF terminology for a certain Lance loving moderator on the Daily Peloton forums. |
errrrrrrr.. aka THAD?? |
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Yep, that's Fuckweasel. It refers to ChrisH over at DP who deserves any public lashing he receives be it verbal or with whips and chains...in fact, you throw in a bucket of warm excrement and a video camera, and you would have a huge money maker....I mean, I wouldn't watch something so unrefined, but I hear there are people who collect stuff like that. |
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C
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| Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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| ChewbaccaDefense wrote: | | Bro Deal wrote: | Sweet. A place for all the CF refugees to check in.
Aside from being part of the cyclingforums diaspora, about a week ago I was banned from RBR. I was also banned from DPF. Right now I am 1 for 3 when it comes to surviving cycling related forums. Hopefully I can improve my track record here. |
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C
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| Bartali wrote: | | Well we're completely free from moderation .... which is why it can get catty at times. |
That's actually a really scary proposition considering some of the cast of characters migrating this way . . . |
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C
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| Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:51 pm Post subject: Re: FID II |
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| ChewbaccaDefense wrote: | | Crankyfeet wrote: | | Jeff Malkmus wrote: | | This place is a bit dank. Can someone hang a fern in here? |
What kind? I suggest a Boston for hanging.
I'm new here too. Seems like there's a lot of bickering...  |
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Hey, it looks like home already . . . |
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Natasha
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| cardinal guzman wrote: | | Hehe, the man has always been able to rattle the prole's cage in order to ring-fence their profit margins - same thing happened here with Cromwell. The trick is to get the proles to be proud of it despite the benefits of 20/20 hindsight. |
Just a chance to make a Boston Fern joke, my friend...
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