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Monty28

So, how much do YOU love your bike?

.....hopefully. not quite this much! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/m...?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml
Bartali

Not withstanding the fact that this bloke is clearly deranged ... I think it is a bit much to prosecute someone for 'playing with his bike' behind locked doors. Confused

Given many hotels facilitate mastibation through the provision of porno channels, what exactly was this guy doing that was so offensive? Screwing a bike??
Monty28

Putting the bizareness of the incident aside, you have a very valid point Bartali. I always thought that behind the locked door of your paid-for hotel room you could do what the hell you wanted (provided it is not criminal). So how the hell are you "breaching the peace" by screwing your bike in private? Whose peace is being breached - the bike's or the cleaners?

Totally weird. Laughing Laughing Laughing
redster73

Bartali wrote:
Not withstanding the fact that this bloke is clearly deranged ... I think it is a bit much to prosecute someone for 'playing with his bike' behind locked doors. Confused

Given many hotels facilitate mastibation through the provision of porno channels, what exactly was this guy doing that was so offensive? Screwing a bike??


Quite agree the worry was for the electrician who was caught shagging a pavement!
cardinal guzman

So was he inserted in the bike somehow, or just grinding it?

This explains why everyone's switching to an extra outsized 'bottom bracket'! Wink
Bartali

Yeah ... but he needs to be careful of the chain rings!
CapeRoadie

Vibration therapy works wonders for aching muscles, and...
thunderthighs

its just a bike.. thats all.. britney spears i love more..i do..god bless america

ciao
headwind

im sure the bikes testimony will be absolutely riveting...

how stupid...and now on a sex offender registry, he will have to keep 1000 feet away from all bikes!!
JohnD

Not only was he behind a locked door, but they aren't even sure if he was having sex with it or not:

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
cardinal guzman

no-one's business how he chooses to polish his steed or what he uses for a buffing compound.
Bartali

Laughing Laughing Laughing very good Cardinal.
redster73

Verdict in http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm

Probation and placed on the sex offenders register...does this make him a pedalphile?
Bartali

Depends how old his bike was!

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