Mrs John Murphy
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Best injury report ever | Quote: | This just in from the PCB:
Player: Shoaib Akhtar
Event: ICC World Twenty20 2009
DateLine: 21st May 2009
Media Release - 21 May 2009
Mr. Shoaib Akhtar was examined today by a Medical Board constituted by PCB for the purpose of Clinical assessment/Fitness due to his ongoing current ailment.
The Medical Board consists of following experts.
1. Professor Javed Raza Gardezi - Consultant Surgeon
2. Dr. Ijaz Hussain - Consultant Dermatologist
3. Dr. Riaz Ahmed - Sports Physician PCB
The Medical Board has reported that Shoaib Akhtar was suffering from Genital Viral Warts and Electrofulgration was done on May 12, 2009. They further stated that his wound though healing needs further care and treatment for another minimum Ten days for the purpose of healing and to achieve skin cover. Medical Board further recommended his re-assessment after 10 days.
In accordance with the above program his re-assessment will be carried out on 1st week of June, 2009. In view of the above, PCB has requested ICC Technical Committee for the replacement |
I know that we are all in favour of open-ness but maybe you can be a bit too open.
Anyone would think the PCB didn't like Shoaib...
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Genital Viral Warts ......NICE
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Mrs John Murphy
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The cure appears to be setting them on fire with electricity - even nicer. Wiring Shoaib's nads to the mains.
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kathy
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| Mrs John Murphy wrote: | | The cure appears to be setting them on fire with electricity - even nicer. Wiring Shoaib's nads to the mains. |
I wonder what Amnesty International will say about the treatment 
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Mrs John Murphy
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| kathy wrote: | | Mrs John Murphy wrote: | | The cure appears to be setting them on fire with electricity - even nicer. Wiring Shoaib's nads to the mains. |
I wonder what Amnesty International will say about the treatment |
I'll bet George Bush is kicking himself that he didn't think about the possibilities of a mass outbreak of genital warts at Gitmo. It's not torture - it's treatment for the bad guys. We've just upped the voltage to 240...
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