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paperman



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:07 pm    Post subject: What made you smile today.?  Reply with quote

Title taken from another forum I visit.

For me today it has to be the newest registered user. Ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce: 'Cigarette cheap cigarett' Because its a well known fact that all cyclists love nothing more than to come back from a three or four hour ride and spark up their favourite coffin nail.
I love to smoke a few when I'm out on the bike aswell.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does this count? It happened two days ago.

I was trogging along an empty country lane on the bike when I overtook a medium sized dog trotting along the grass verge with a big live chicken clamped between it's jaws looking really chuffed with itself. I mean the dog looked chuffed, the chicken looked a bit pissed off actually.
I nearly fell off me bike in shock and amusement.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Grant Dyet!!!!! This guy is a legend, some of his great quotes include:

Teacher(T) "Grant, why are you late?"
Grant(G) "I was chewing toffee and it slowed me down"

T "Grant, what's the answer to this question?"
G " To be honest with you mrs smith, i found this particular set of starter questions rather hard, so i only managed to get up to question number 2"

On day of history exam...
Me " Who did Tsar Nicholas 2nd abicate for?"
G " Him and...Lenin."

more on demand if neccessary Cool Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My oldest daughter, deciding to drag herself out of bed to go for a before-school walk/jog with me out in the cold.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My four year old walked into the door frame because his toy binoculars were round the wrong
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...way
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

having a hot cup of tea with a dairy milk after my first 3 hour ride of the winter.....heaven
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/ - Parental Discretion Advised
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was actually yesterday, but it was finding my wife is expecting our second child.

Today it was my three year old boy saying "Dad, it turns out I don't need to do a poo"
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Superbagneres wrote:
It was actually yesterday, but it was finding my wife is expecting our second child.


Congrats! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you, no one except me, Mrs Superbagneres and the people who look at justcycling.myfastforum.org know this.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JohnD wrote:
Superbagneres wrote:
It was actually yesterday, but it was finding my wife is expecting our second child.


Congrats! Very Happy


indeed - twice the fun!



sadly three times the stress

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JohnD wrote:
Superbagneres wrote:
It was actually yesterday, but it was finding my wife is expecting our second child.


Congrats! Very Happy


Yep congrats Superbagneres.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Superbagneres wrote:
It was actually yesterday, but it was finding my wife is expecting our second child.

Today it was my three year old boy saying "Dad, it turns out I don't need to do a poo"


Congratulations! We have two, and it's a great number!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Superbagneres wrote:
It was actually yesterday, but it was finding my wife is expecting our second child.


Congratulations! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Children can be a real hoot at times - but then I would say that, I don't have any!
However.... a couple of funnies:
My nephew, age about 7, asked me age about 30 -"what are you gong to do when you grow up?" It was Christmas and I never heard the end of it from the rest of the family!
My friend's daughter, age about 3, when told it was time for playschool -"actually I'm rather busy at present"...
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sheeponabike wrote:
Superbagneres wrote:
It was actually yesterday, but it was finding my wife is expecting our second child.


Congratulations! Very Happy


Congratulations!!
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Superbagneres wrote:
Thank you, no one except me, Mrs Superbagneres and the people who look at justcycling.myfastforum.org know this.

congrats Very Happy and that means about 250 million people know then Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Many thanks to all but I feel that I've unintentionally hijacked this thread!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

no hijacking cuz the good news and well wishes put a smile on my face.... Mr. Green

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