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PostPosted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:57 pm    Post subject: The Rules...  Reply with quote

....this is obviously the right place for these....

"It’s all about the bike.
It is, absolutely, without question, unequivocally, about the bike.  Anyone who says otherwise is obviously a twatwaffle."

http://www.velominati.com/blog/the-rules


Now you know boys....and Mrs SR I suppose.... Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When the chips are down, only Rule 5 counts. Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:12 pm    Post subject: Re: The Rules... Reply with quote

Slapshot 3 wrote:
....this is obviously the right place for these....

"It’s all about the bike.
It is, absolutely, without question, unequivocally, about the bike.  Anyone who says otherwise is obviously a twatwaffle."

http://www.velominati.com/blog/the-rules


Now you know boys....and Mrs SR I suppose.... Wink

In our house its all about 'rule 5'! Even the Little Rowers know the meaning of 'rule 5' although the initial explanation was re-worded somewhat....
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:25 pm    Post subject: Re: The Rules... Reply with quote

MrsSR wrote:
Slapshot 3 wrote:
....this is obviously the right place for these....

"It’s all about the bike.
It is, absolutely, without question, unequivocally, about the bike.  Anyone who says otherwise is obviously a twatwaffle."

http://www.velominati.com/blog/the-rules


Now you know boys....and Mrs SR I suppose.... Wink

In our house its all about 'rule 5'! Even the Little Rowers know the meaning of 'rule 5' although the initial explanation was re-worded somewhat....


Wish my lot would understand that........too damn soft!

I always aim for solace in Rule 9.. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:47 pm    Post subject: Re: The Rules... Reply with quote

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Wish my lot would understand that........too damn soft!

I always aim for solace in Rule 9.. Wink

Rule 9 is really just Rule 5 re-worded.  Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A pretty solid set of rules all round.  Rule 12 is one that I seem fixated on...
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rule 64 is a good one, particularly as it can be implemented without compromising Rule 5, if one repeatedly ascends and descends a testing gradient in training.

Rule 12 can be circumvented by getting one's other half to become a Weekend Warrior as well. Now it's just the bank manager to worry about...Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:17 pm    Post subject: Re: The Rules... Reply with quote

Slapshot 3 wrote:
....this is obviously the right place for these....

"It’s all about the bike.
It is, absolutely, without question, unequivocally, about the bike.  Anyone who says otherwise is obviously a twatwaffle."

http://www.velominati.com/blog/the-rules


Now you know boys....and Mrs SR I suppose.... Wink


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SlowRower wrote:

Rule 12 can be circumvented by getting one's other half to become a Weekend Warrior as well. Now it's just the bank manager to worry about...Smile


Totally agree. Mrs G leads and I follow. She is Weekend Warrior No1 and I try to be a Weekend Warrior No2 in our household. Simply unbelieveable that I got her into biking* and has taken it up like a duck to water. As for the bank manager, when you are married to a tax lawyer they control the purse strings  Wink

* Mrs SR - you might be interested to know that Mrs G was a rower once. Maybe that's why she is so bloody good at cycling!


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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* Mrs R - you might be interested to know that Mrs G was a rower once. Maybe that's why she is so bloody good at cycling!


Your logic is flawed, I fear. I was a rower once, and it's not done me much good on the bike - other than in embracing Rule 5, of course!

Good rowers, on the other hand do seem to take well to cycling. Smile
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SlowRower wrote:
Guiness wrote:
* Mrs R - you might be interested to know that Mrs G was a rower once. Maybe that's why she is so bloody good at cycling!


Your logic is flawed, I fear. I was a rower once, and it's not done me much good on the bike - other than in embracing Rule 5, of course!

Good rowers, on the other hand do seem to take well to cycling. Smile


Ok, I should have said she was a good rower and that why she is a bloody good cyclist! I am sure you were a good rower too, SR! Just being modest.   Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Ok, I should have said she was a good rower and that why she is a bloody good cyclist! I am sure you were a good rower too, SR! Just being modest.   Wink


Let's just say that my forum name could realistically have been "9th Man in the Eight". Sad
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SlowRower wrote:
Guiness wrote:
Ok, I should have said she was a good rower and that why she is a bloody good cyclist! I am sure you were a good rower too, SR! Just being modest.   Wink


Let's just say that my forum name could realistically have been "9th Man in the Eight". Sad


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to have a fab cartoon of 8 coxes shouting at 1 rower. I have scoured the internet but can't find it anywhere.  Sad
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I used to have a fab cartoon of 8 coxes shouting at 1 rower. I have scoured the internet but can't find it anywhere.  Sad

That would be v apt.

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Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="Guiness:192268"]
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As for the bank manager, when you are married to a tax lawyer they control the purse strings  Wink
 

Surely they only control somewhere between 20% and 50% of the purse stings Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="Bartali:192298"]
Guiness wrote:
SlowRower wrote:
As for the bank manager, when you are married to a tax lawyer they control the purse strings  Wink
 

Surely they only control somewhere between 20% and 50% of the purse stings Wink


These accountancy gags just don't add up... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bartali wrote:
A pretty solid set of rules all round.  Rule 12 is one that I seem fixated on...


What about rule 28 mr white sock man? Wink

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